Vegas Baby! Vegas!
Another wild and crazy weekend with the Porn King & Queen, took us to Vegas, the land of $8.95 buffets. The Wang was hired as escort and basic Guide to the Porn family’s house guests from the motherland, the Porn Queens old friends from Shenzhen. So besides a week of eating and general site seeing The Wang went to Disneyland last weekend and ate across Santa Monica and Karaoke-ed till 2am on a work night. All fun and worth it the Wang thinks. Cuz there’s nothing more fun then a a week of mad partying with new friends. Which lead to this last weekend of mad Vegas trip.
Vegas started pretty crappy as we learned that the usual Wang spot of choice, the Wang family time share was booked out. Which is an odd occurrence. So the Porn King found some last min. cheap hotel via the interweb. Now the day before we left the Wang busted out his mad skillz and acquired a room at the Wang time share, and thus saved the fate of hanging out at the Gold Palms. See the when we went to the golden Palms to cancel our reservation, we were greeted by crack baby asking for bus change and drunken Bon Jovi karaoke-ers. I mean the worst of the karaoke lot would be the bon Jovi singers… right above the George Michael singers. The Wang friends learned that we couldn’t out right cancel 1 out of the tonight we reserved, so we ended up paying for one night. The lot of us went to check out the room, to see if we wanted to stay one night, but we decided that the Wang time share was infinitely better.
Thus we, the Wang friends, packed our selves, 5 of us, into the time share for the weekend. Much fun was had. We ended up hitting China town for Chinese food for like 4 times, visiting only 2 restaurants. One of them being the Shanghai Noon Restaurant. Which has a nice spicy pepper dish. The Porn Queen’s friends and the Porn seemed to really like the simple Shanghai-nese food, rather than the fancy casino buffets. Though the Wang did manage to get the lot of them to try out some New York new York hot dogs, and the Wang discovered this little nice Italian produce/food place at the Venetian.
The Wang friends spent most of our time checking out Casino, and doing some minor gambling. The Highlight of the trip would be our $100 exertion of watching the Cirque du Soleil's Zumanity. Zumanity is Cirque du Soleil’s answer to the adult shows of Vegas, basically topless acrobats with the bit of Cirque du Soleil humor and presentation. So seeing that one of the porn queen’s friend, Bobo seem to have a desire to see some naked ppl, we decided to watch this show. Of course the Cirque du Soleil branding is always a plus.
The show was pretty good. Nakkid people doing artistic things always make it less cheesy and tacky. In fact porn should be done more in the realm of Cirque du Soleil. The show has the usual Cirque du Soleil side “clown" characters that would walk around and entertain the crowd, half nakkid acrobats, travesties with waste shrinking girdles, east European hula hoop girls in plaid skirts, hawt Asian contortionists in a water bowl, cabaret dance numbers and a cool Satyr + Nymph aero-batic thing. But the real fun didn’t happen till the Wang was summoned on stage, so these two lovely beauties can throw knives at the Wang. But the Wang got rewarded with a nice backtrage tour after the little knife throwing act. Which, many of the acrobats were, scantly dressed for their performances. Not to mention satisfying one the Wang’s building-wanderlust fetishes.
All in all, it was a fun weekend of hanging out with foreign girls and eating and site seeing. Still the week is still on going as the Porn Queen’s friends are still here still Wed. of this week, so adding to last night Uno extravaganza, there might be more singing and more eating involved. It always helps that singing and eating involves cute Asian girls.
