January 2006 Archives

Year of the Dog

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So welcome all to the year of the dog. 4707 ish years on the Chinese calendar. Did u all get ur gaos and what not? And ur red envelopes? Well the wang came from another lunar new year event that involved a lot of sitting around and eating. The typical holiday gathering. Friends from out of town has made this last week a rather busy event. Not to mention work stuff and game stuff… So hope u all out there in the interweb land has been having a great new year. If not plz feel free to contact the local Chinese embassy and demand ur money back.

So we start with a whoel load of crap that might have been from like last week, u’ll just have to bare with it if u seen it alrdy.


Doves – “Sky starts Falling", because, yes, it has zepplins.

Owned

Europeans get all the hawt, funny commercials.

So what are the Japanese teens wearing these days? Just check out FRUiTS

"her gold spun blonde hair fills half of her alabaster shoulders like springs of honey mead. Her full ample breasts are barely covered by a sheen of magical elven chainmail..."

Midget break dancing. Do u really need to say more?

Chewie keeps a blog… The Wang should write one for “silky."


THANKYOUs:
DataWhat?!, WoW LJ Community

Wang = Actual Asian Male

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She Wants Revenge is a local LA band that’s been getting some indie scene fame. The Wang linked to the lyrics and songs awhile back. The seem to be the next indie thing mixing a catchy electronic 80’s beat with some balladic lyrics and monotone singing, then throw in the punk. With their sold out shows this weekend, there’s not much chance for the Wang to catch a live show this round. But since they r based in LA, the Wang is quite sure that they’ll be back.

KCRW’s Mornign becomes Eclectic does bring us this nice live in-studio show they did this moring: (Audio streem | Video stream ) The r coming back to The Henry Fonda Theater on March 9th, so get ur tickets early for that one kiddies.

Here are 2 mp3 samples from I Dream of Horses

The cool thing is the band members Adam 12 and Justin Warfield do love to use hawt women in their videos and album cover. You gots to respect that.

Don’t forget, their album comes out on Jan 31 or u can get it early from iTunes or Rhapsody. I mean how can u not buy something with this cover?

Since the Wang is an “Actual Asian Male," we would like to introduce "Here comes Dr. Tran". Oldie but goldie.

Sco-Jo getting her boob grabbed on the Golden Globes. She looked happy though. I guess working for E aint a bad thing.

The Google Robot faq of 2030.

I can't find any of Daniel H. Wilson's books in your Google Life search program. For example, the book "How To Survive a Robot Uprising" is missing. Why?

What the fuck?

Pandora is a magically little fairy that’s sits in my computer and tell me what kind of music I might like. It knows what kind of music I like and plays more for me. Its based on the Music Genome Project which tells u what makes a song with its elements. And it does all this without shouting, “But u said u like horsey!!"


Happy 3rd Birthday to Trogdor!


THANKYOUs:

DataWhat?!, Goldenfiddle and Chick Rawker

"Prizes do not mean anything to me."

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Miyzaki is a golden god. During an interview about his latest 3 anime shorts, he mentions that he never cares much about the awards, its all about the storytelling for him.

Wikipedia entry on Hayao Miyazaki


Ron Howard’s daughter’s
Bryce Dallas Howard in this theater/stage movie, Manderlay. About slavery 70yrs after the civil war. Lot of good actors like, William DeFoe and Danny Glover. Hawt and a long list of acting resume, damn that’s like hawt^2!


Domino Trailer + Jem + Equilibrium = Ultraviolet trailer


Wait, the Chinese did Invent the new world?!


Imperial Funk! Scratch it!


And it begins, stores begun to paint ads/logos on top of their buildings for satellite maps services like Google Maps.


A whole collection of Japanese girls being chased by something. The Wang’s favorite are 12 girls vs. the big black guy, must see, Furry Olympics or random drinking screaming. in fact the Wang thinks that this is exactly what happens when Mr. Starfizzy rides a roller coaster, he will scream like a girl.

The Japanese are freaks I say… Did the Wang mention that the new Wang nephew is half Japanese? Must teach him the freak ways.


8-bit zen from Webzen.



Have a nice night kiddies...


THANKYOUs:
Noble Zone, GoldenFiddle, BoingBoing and Zibacco

Jack Bower stole my dreams!

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That’s right kiddies, 24 is back! Jack Bower Power hour!

This weekend, 2 hrs on Sunday and 2 hrs on Monday.

And yes he’s so cool he lives my favorite dream of being stuck in a subway with full of Japanese school girls


THANKYOUs:
Goldenfiddle

quickies...

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Flickr’s 1st goatse tag. Cool thing it s mostly about ppl’s reactions to the actual goatse.


Beowulf and Grendel trailer. Which can only lead to the response that:

1) Zombie Queen will be happy that Gerard Butleris acting again.
2) The Wang will be happy because Sarah Polleyis acting again.
3) Everyone is happy to see Stellan Skarsgård playing yet another type-casted role. Its as if there aren’t enough Swedish actors?
4) We get to see more northern European fantasy and hairy man legs.


Atomic Kittens do the Hawt school grrl thang


THANKYOUs:
Waxy Links and GoldenFiddle

Sia @ Hotel Cafe

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Awhile back the Wang mentioned Sia about her song being used by Six Feet Under for their finale. Never having watched Six Feet Under, but good friend Mr. Pirate has said that the conclusion was a good one.

Sia is originally from Australia. In her earlier appearances on KCRW’s Morning Becomes Eclectic (ZIPed MP3 of that session), she explained that she was drunk in London when her friend asked her to go sing. Her first album seems a little british poppy. But her second solo album seems to be a little closer to Zero 7, whom she sings with. This second album is a little more mature including the famous song from Six Feet Under, Breathe Me. (Live from the above session) The session is rather entertaining with Sia mentioning how she will be going to the desert to get drunk.

Yesterday (1/10/06) she did another session with KCRW and here’s a stream of that from KCRW’s website . This time, no alcohol, but some rather interesting discussions about lips…

Still none the less, Sia will have a live performance @ The Hotel Café tonight at 8p. Nic Harcourt of Morning Becomes Eclectic said that the show is sold out. Which can happen, due to Sia’ recent Six Feet Under fame. Even Sia said in yesterday’s session that her label just dropped her right before this Six Feet Under event. And now she is uber famous because of it. Though Breath Me is a great song. After listening to these 2 KCRW sessions, u would never guess the singer of such a serious song would be some one like Sia. She seems very funny and rather entertaining. Which saddens the Wang that he cannot make the Hotel Café concert tonight. But for those of u can, please go check it out. Start early, the line at Hotel Café gets huge when big acts show up. Or u can just linger in the alley on the side and listen to it through that one fan thing, ghetto style.

Official Site:Sia
Her new Album, new to US: Colour the Small One

Amy Nuttall

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All the Wang have to say is damn the British, they have all the hawt women…

So the Wang was doing his usual web surfing thing and music sampling via Audiography, when a song catches the Wang ears, Fields of Gold by Amy Nuttall.

So who’s Amy Nutall the Wang wondered? I mean the Wang has seen other hawt women but Amy Nutell is some sort of musical stage genius. Apparently she played Christine for Weber’s Phantom of the Opera. I mean that’s like a dream women. Hawt and Sings. And yes, the Wang has some sort of closet love for Webber's Phantom. Sometimes the Wang breaks out into "Think of Me" outbursts


Though we must forgive here for her past deeds as a British Soap opera actrss on some show called Emmerdale. Though she did play some sort of flirtous waitress named Chloe Atkinson, perhaps related to Mr.s Bean Atkinsons. Amy here has even done some stuff for loaded (Wang thinks Loaded is the UK cousin of Maxim)


Now she only take big-boy photos for her more reputable CD release.

Here are some sample video from her new CD:

Scarborough Fair
Best Days


The Wang think she should go back to her slutty soap opera roots and do more pictures like this. And she can come serenade the Wang anytime.

This hawtness has been approved by:

Links:
Manchester Online
Best Days Album from Amazon.
Official Site

One more night

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Edward from Furanes gives us this wordy descriptive Top Singles of 2005. He does explain a lot of about each of the 100 songs he posted. So if u r bored, give it a read and sample a wide variety of music.


Best Photoshop work of 2005 from Fark


This cat can see the day of his own death, but that wont stop him from going to chase down a mice across the street.


Yup that must be how all the opponents of the Wang feels in Halo.


Clerks 2 teaser, yes they r making a sequel. General fanboi response to this is pretty negative, but the Wang has always find Kevin Smith pretty entertaining. So more to him. Why not, more stories of Dante for meaningless laughs.


Begun the Ebaum War has… incase u had no idea what this is about, here is a great summary of it. The gist, Ebaum world has a rep for stealing ppl’s works. Recently they messed with YTMND crowd. So supposedly there is a interweb holy war to hack em down. Some pretty funny YTMNDs on the link above.


Audio Porn: Audiography has their fames 5 ATM (at the moment) again..


Stars – One More Night
photo by ebbiebabe


THANKYOUs:

Said the Gramophone, Waxy Lilnks, The Dij, GoldenFiddle and Waxy Links

Yum Yum Bumble Bee Tuna!

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This has to be one of my favorite songs from like 8-9 yrs back.

A man named Bumble said he was so hungry
Him had that craving for something under the sea
I told him I had chicken franks
I told him I had Charlie
He smiled and said to me “I’ll have some Bumblebee"

Sometimes things are just that simple.

Mephiskapheles – Bumble Bee Tuna Song


Original Jingle from the Official Website

the End of all things...

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An odd sense of sweet sorrow, when AC2 server shuts down for the final moment, this poster writes of the last min before the end. Terra Nova had this article awhile back about the reactions of its players. It brought an odd sense of end of existence as user avatars disappeared for the last time. The Wired article linked by TN also tells us of how players where traveling the world exploring things that they done in the past, taking sceenshots and noting their memories. The Wang wonders what is like to when we know our reality will end one day, what will we do…

The Wang has been in 2 big MMOs of late, Star Wars galaxies and Final fantasy XI. Both of which the Wang left due to crappy game development. So the Wang never really saw an end to these worlds. And The Wang admits, after 1yr+ time spent with my litle Human Doctor in Star Wars, the Wang was rather sad to leave that world. I logout at the same palced i first started, in the Moenia. The wang remembers first logging into the swampy city of Moenia and learninig how to play. Bu tthe game's devlopers took the game to a weird weird place. Goaless and meaningless with no content and just re hashing the same stuff over and over without a sense of creativity. Still though it was a personal and sad moment to watch my avatar logout for the last time.

This does bring an odd sense of a virtual ending, still those time invested, the sweat poured and heart and soul one used to create their avatars will die the same moment someone flips a server switch. Sometimes the Wang wonders when the divine IT dude up above one day will do the same… Like Earth the reality show cancelled one day due to poor ratings. Who knows. What will we all do, will we get a big server warning?

DeVotchka - How it Ends (live)

Joystiq article
Terra Nova article
Wired Article

Thankyous:
Joystiqs

Happy new year?

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So did everyone enjoy the new years? Well for the Wang it was wet. The SoCal area was one big flood fest. Even the famous new year Pasadena event was renamed to the Rained out Rose Parade 2006. The Wang’s old haunt, Hawaii, was hawt weekend. though.


Kate Beckinsale is the new wonderwoman, no that Wonder Woman


MSN outs “Yupsters" and brings us the horrid news that Audi now advertises in Pitchfork…


Its not a new year, unless there’s some news about Window’s security holes. This one involves WMFs and web page viewing. So wait for a patch, use their unofficial one, or hide ur self in ur closet and don’t turn on ur computer until u read that its safe from right here, WWWang.


Best idea for New Year Resolutions brought to u by the Zombie Queen.


I know women like it when u have smooth skin and a hard nose, but marrying a dolphine!? I guess they r mammals right?


Top 50 INDIE videos of 05’ The Wang specially likes that Sigur Rós one. Also the white stripes video features Conan O’Brian.


It’s a Snake!!


Even leeroy made the Top 25 videos of iFilm


Incase u don’t know or don’t care, this week is the geek mecca of sin city. CES is happeneing right alone with some sort of porn-con I’m sure. Since the Wang don’t make it out during these early parts of the yr, due to work, we’ll have to reply on web techie giants like Engadget and Gizmodo to do the floor work.


GGA gives us this nice top 5 trends in video gaming in 2005


BTW incase u haven’t noticed, WWW has switched over to Haloscan due to large amount spam comments that the MT spam filters take out. Still good friend webmaster stilled warned us of the system hog and the potential email nightmare of MT’s loop holes. So for now. WWW is going Haloscan.


Have good night all, cya tomorrow… maybe.


THANKYOUs:

GoldenFiddle, ThighsWideShut and March Hare and Noble Zone