Viva Liberté!

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Today is a crappy day in the whole free speech realm:

First, proves why the Wang don’t want go work in China…

BoingBoing is documenting the US House China internet hearings. Where the US government is questioning the Big tech companies involvement with the Chinese PRC, censorship of the internet. Companies like Cisco apparently has installed in the Chinese infrastructure to allow the control of what data goes through the internet.

And it continues...

Second, being that RIAA is finally attacking the Russian music sites like Allofmp3.com. So far the ball is in Russian Government’s corner. We’ll see where they take it. The Wang knows a many friends who view these sites as providing a perfectly legal service. I don’t know, when the RIAA is going to realize that the pay per song is a great model, and that they should get in on it rather than to fight it at every turn. Perhaps work out some sort of legalized song downloading setup similar to iTune… but maybe less DRM.

Replacing the word “wand" with “wang" leads to much humor in Harry potter excepts:

From collection of humorous chat room finds
Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

3d drawing tablet.

There’s some news about Eva Green (The Dreamers, hawtness) being a new bond girl. The Wang could care less about that Daniel Craig suckfest that is to come. But Egotastic has some spanking hawt pics of Eva.

The Wang gives u pimpin’ hawt underwear models in 1977 Victoria’s secret catalog.

On that note, good night kiddies… watch out though cats are fighting back…


THANKYOUs:
DataWhat!?, Goldenfiddle and Egotastic

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