...all descendants of Tinkerbell Hilton

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TO Hermione:

Happy Birthday.

Clearly the Wang has been to busy to even forget the birthday of our favorite-soon-to-be-addict starlet, Hermione. Last weekend, she celebrated her 16th b-day in some sort of highschool party for the ages.

After that I heard that Hermione used a portkey and took a trip to Japan. Hermione, u should hang out with Asain girls more often. When u r older u can be on the pantheon of hawt pseudo asian girl pairs.

The sad thing is that Uncle Wang totally forgot about ur birthday Hermione, until the bandwidth here @ WWW spiked during last weekend. And the only pages that seemed to be getting hits, is our beautiful phone conversation from last yr..

And for the record, Uncle Wang is not some sick wacko counting down to ur legality 0 days. The Wang just wants u to grow-up fine and be happy. So happy Legailty – 2.

-The Wang

Mean while the rest of this stuff was interesting at one point in time, sometime during the last week, so feed it up, paw-style:

This guys is more of a Star Wars geek than u!

Let the cybertech begin, Nikevision a contact lens to augment ur eyes from UV rays and things. Not really a Bionic man/woman lvl of advance tech nor the T800. Still it’s the beginning of rather than using technology to fix errors like correcting ur vision, soon, we will be using it to enhance things like vision, speed, and of course stamina…

Video Link phrase of the Day:
Shuggie Pink Emo Kid uses Cats and Lasers.

Jack White’s Coke Commerical.

American Apparel is hawter than Maxim

State of the Blogshpere reports from Technorati

The only Page Six, that the Wang will ever link:

The brides wore matching white Wal-Mart Wang gowns trailed by 20-foot trains carried by miniature Chihuahuas, all descendants of Tinkerbell Hilton.

-Page Sixk 2026

Jack is Back, in Titanic 2


THANKYOUs:

Datawhat?!, Electro^plankton, Goldenfiddle, Miss Modernage, Waxy Links and Fubar

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